Chuck Norris Facts... XD1. Chuck Norris made you read this!Chuck Norris Facts... XD
2. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal spran
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INU-KITSUNE RULE! YES! oh, And I don't like sushi btw, how ironic.
~You're looking at an animal ears addict. KEMONOMIMI LOVE!
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Calling all fellow kemonomimi artists!
Do you want to be my friend?
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Choosing the path in which you will follow starts with one true fact.
Your first step onto the lighted path.
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Member of The ~Order-of-Crystoldia
Avvie done by *Jenomorph
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INU-KITSUNE RULE! YES! oh, And I don't like sushi btw, how ironic.
~You're looking at an animal ears addict. KEMONOMIMI LOVE!
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Calling all fellow kemonomimi artists!
Do you want to be my friend?
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Choosing the path in which you will follow starts with one true fact.
Your first step onto the lighted path.
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Member of The ~Order-of-Crystoldia
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